Thursday, March 27, 2014

GUY TIP #6: 18 Things Every Man Should Know To Do




The fact that I even have to write this list is incredibly disappointing. Way to go guys. While many people say chivalry is dead, I think that has to contribute to growing up on the west coast. If I didn’t go to college in Texas and experience the south, I think all hope for the male species would be lost. Sadly, some southern boys don’t even have it down. The ones who do, I applaud you. The ones who don’t, continue reading. WARNING: Women may become more attracted to you after reading this list. 

  1. Cut the texting bullshit. Learn to pick up the phone and call her. That shows confidence, girls like confidence.
  2.   Invest in a tailored suite. You look like an idiot with your oversized blazer from Men’s Warehouse. Do us all a favor and google Johannes Huebl. That is how you should dress. Follow @johanneshuebl on Instagram.
  3.  Learn to take control in certain situations. If you ask her out to dinner, pick a restaurant and make a reservation. When you get to the restaurant, ask what she wants and order for her..it’s sexy.
  4. If you don’t know anything about wine, it’s time to learn. You’re in the big leagues now.
  5. This is mostly for all the west coast “boys” I know…but ALWAYS open the door for a woman whether you want to have sex with her or not. It’s the polite thing to do.
  6. When you’re picking a girl up for a date, get out of your car and open the door for her. I forget that this isn’t the norm when I go home to California. And god forbid you ever honk your horn for a girl to come out…
  7.  Never ask a girl if you can kiss her. If it feels right, she seems into it, and you feel comfortable..just go for it. Nothing turns a girl off more then a self conscious guy.
  8. If you invite a girl to go out with you and your friends, make sure you introduce her to people. If you don’t want to introduce her, then don’t invite her out with your friends. Simple.
  9.  I feel bad about this one, but if you’re a guy it’s both a burden and a responsibility to buy a girl a drink at the bar. We have to give birth; the least you can do is buy a drink. Don’t be cheap.
  10.  I’m sure you’ve heard otherwise, but don’t play games. If you sincerely like a girl, just be straight up.
  11. Talking about what your dad does and the car he bought you…not attractive. Talking about how you started your own business or moved up in your company…very attractive.
  12. If you take a girl on a date, don’t check out other girls. She should be your main focus. If you can’t do that, then you shouldn’t be taking her on a date.
  13.  Always wait to make sure a girl gets into her house ok before you take off.
  14.   Brush your teeth..please.
  15. Don’t take tips on how to be “physical” with a woman from the pornos you watch late at night. I promise it won’t be good.  If you don’t know what the hell you’re doing..figure it out. 
  16. Don't be rude to waiters. It makes you look like an arrogant asshole. 
  17. Compliment her if it's sincere. Don't be afraid of saying what you feel or what's on your mind out of fear of not looking "man enough."
  18. Be spontaneous. No one likes a boring guy who just wants to sit home and watch movies every weekend. Movie nights can be fun, but a spontaneous weekend trip is even more fun. 
You're welcome...

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous7/02/2014

    Been reading your blog for your music all the way from Singapore and this is some sound advice! :)
    -oliver

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