So there is this pretty sketchy but one of the best taco stands I've ever had in my life near TCU campus called Salsa Limon. After a party my friends and I stopped there for "late night" and to devour some sort of greasy Mexican cuisine. I go up to the window to attempt to order my order of 2 steak tacos but was completely thrown off when this man opened up the window of his stand and had this HEINOUS necklace on. If wearing a necklace isn't gay enough, he had 2 of them on. A shark tooth and an ivory turtle..seriously? Of course I had to capture this catastrophe for the world to see.
This leads me to my first GUY TIP post to help out all those guys out there that are just a little naive with how to properly dress or act in society. So GUY TIP #1: Get rid of the fugly mewelry.
EXAMPLES:
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| Unless it is your wedding ring, rings on men are NEVER ok. A group of my friends and I were out and saw this very attractive guy. He offered us a drink and reached out his hand and had a giant pinky ring on, all the attraction we all had for him 5 seconds ago? Gone. |
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| I already gave majority of my feelings about necklaces above when I was blinded by the Salsa Limon workers shark tooth, but since guys still haven't gotten the hint that wearing necklaces is not cool I figured i'd reiterate on it. Necklaces, gold chains, "bling", and ESPECIALLY puka shells are never ok. Just don't do it. |
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| Once you pass the age of 16 and are no longer a camp counselor, the 20 different colored braided bracelets up your arm are no longer cool. Sorry. |
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| For christ sakes, if David Beckam one of the most beautiful men I've ever seen looks gay with diamond studs, I promise you, you look even gayer. | | | | | |
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Warning: By following these tips woman may suddenly be attracted to you.
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